February 2012
maddierose:
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to...
To all the people who added that one guy who doesn’t go to our school and who “went to OSU” and who is in our area and who only has one profile picture that barely shows his face.
It’s not some guy who’s interested in you.
It’s not some guy who wants to be your friend.
It’s a cop.
And that’s why you don’t add people you don’t know,...
We have a private senior group on Facebook for senior prank ideas.
I’m not posting my senior prank on there, I’m not getting caught. I don’t understand why others are posting. I do like reading their ideas, though. All of them suck.
When F. Scott Fitzgerald was 6 years old he had a birthday party to which nobody came. He waited on the porch all afternoon in his freshly pressed suit but nobody showed, so at last he went inside and ate his entire birthday cake, including several candles.
Fitzgerald, I would’ve gone to your party.
Santorum: Being Female is a Mental Disorder →
kaitlynthevegan:
aarbearrawr:
tofujesus:
sleazeandhustle:
mrsjojharrison:
It has been my experience that when dealing with females, you need to treat them as though they have a mental disorder… especially those that are constantly seeking equality in the workplace, the military, and in the home. Women need to know their place and need to know when it is okay for them to speak. They were...
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I touched John Green's crotch.
fishingboatproceeds:
sorethroatchampion:
It felt mushy. If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. *I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places.
I remember you.
